Returns Policy

We have a 14 Day Returns Policy on all physical products, subject to UK Law. Simply contact us to let us know what’s wrong and we’ll try to sort you out with a refund or replacement as soon as possible! The 14 days starts from the date of purchase (to make sure we’ve allowed 2 weeks for your order to be delivered to you) – and you then have another 14 days to ensure the item is returned to us. Unfortunately, we cannot offer the same refund on digital products – unless they are somehow faulty, then by all means get in touch with us and our customer service team will endeavor to work with you to ensure your happiness. Cos’ we’re nice like that.


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If there’s some other legal stuff you want to know about – just hit us up on our contact us page and we can get our unjustifiably expensive guy in a powdered wig to reply to you… but we’d really prefer you just trusted us and rolled with it, and maybe we can have a laugh over a couple of glasses of whiskey – which are much cheaper than powdered-wig guy.